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"Look daddy, a whale egg!"
whaleegg.wav
"My cat's breath smells like cat food."
catbreath.wav
"Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents arn't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove."
cook.wav
"Teacher made me go to Principal Skinner's office when I was dirty!"
dirty.wav
"Maybe she drove to the moon..."
drove2moon.wav
"Ow, my face is on fire!"
faceonfire.wav
"I don't feel right."
idontfeelright.wav
"Oh boy, sleep! Thats where I'm a viking."
imaviking.wav
"Somebody took my juice money!"
juicemoney.wav
"This is my swingset; this is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deepend; and that's where I saw the leprechaun....
he told me to burn things!"
leprechaun.wav
"I found a moon rock in my nose."
moonrock.wav
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger out of there."
nosebleeds.wav
"Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school."
oldman.wav
"We're on a playdate."
playdate.wav
"When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar. I love you Principal Skinner!"
principalorcaterpillar.wav
"I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant."
restaurant.wav
"Prince Skipple Skipple or Prinipal Skipper I found something..... its a spear head.... and I found it."
spearhead.wav
"Me fail english? That's unpossible."
unpossible.wav
And here are a few quotes that arn't in WAV format.....
"He's gonna smell like hotdogs."
hotdogs.mp3
"That's where I saw the leprechaun.... he told me to burn things."
leprechaun.mp3
"Your toys are fun to touch, mine are all sticky."
toysaresticky.mp3
"I bent my wookie."
wookie.au
And of course the famous "ha ha" by Nelson when he punches Ralph down....
laugh.wav
The Newly added, Simpsons Theme Song:
simpsonstheme.mp3
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